Horny giant space jellyfish follows Shuttle back to Earth

In the first ever public confirmation of extraterrestrial life, NASA has revealed that a giant space jellyfish has followed the Discovery mission back to Earth. If the behaviour of giant space jellyfish is anything like that of Earth jellyfish, the displays of colour would appear to be indicative of a sexual motivation by the visitng beast.

NASA exobiology expert Dr. T. Bozing released a report to press late on Thursday afternoon in which he revealed "Quite frankly, and you have to accept a certain uncertainty here, but we believe the jellyfish is horny. Perhaps the burst of thrusters to control reentry mimics this creatures natural mates colour display and the poor thing became confused. We're just thrilled to have it here."

Since returning to Earth, Shuttle engineers have been keen to inspect the Discovery to compare inflight tile inspection reports with more detailed investigation possible on the ground. Efforts have been hampered by the Jellyfish's continued refusal to release it's love embrace upon the craft.

Mark Uberstriessand, Shuttle engineer said "We're keen to get on with our post mission inspections but we understand that this amazing creature isa scientific first and takes priority right now. Until it releases Discovery, quite frankly, we're fucked".

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