Thursday, September 21, 2006

Animals are funny, and so are drunks.

It's not often the BBC do something worth mentioning with out including the terms liars, distortion, bias, terrorist enablers, or simply filthy Hezbollah gusset sniffing, Jew and American hating shit whores. Yet every so often they publish something that brings a smile instead of a sneer to my face. This has happened today. Here it is along with an all time personal favourite.

Man bites panda after zoo attack

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

"I bit the panda on its back but its fur was too thick," Mr Zhang recalled.

Full story here.

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory

See it here.

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Republidan said...

Just came across your site today and wanted to take a minute to say kudos. It's fantastic, and the funny thing about this all is even though I agree with you on a lot of the sentiment behind what your saying and have enjoyed your writing very much. And the funny thing about it all is that I'm not even an atheist!

Don't worry though, I'm also not a total fucking lunatic and have no desire to chop off your head for saying what's obvously apparent. :-)

chooseDoubt said...

Thanks indeed for the kudos. I'm pleased you dropped by. Don't worry about being a theist, you are still welcome. To be honest I'm a bit upset at the lack of total fucking lunatic head chopping islamobots. I mean, what does a blogger have to do to get a fatwa around here?

Must tryt harder. Must try harder. Muhammad loves cock. Must try harder.